Great buyer, knew what he wanted and paid promptly! 5 stars for how pathetically small his micro penis is 😅 my toe is literally bigger than his tiny cock! 🤏🏼 🤭

5 stars for this micro penis!! This is truly the smallest penis I think I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t even go past the balls. I bet my pinky finger is bigger than this man’s penis. Inserting a feminine product would be more exciting than being fucked by this tic tac. Wow.

5 stars for providing me and my girlfriend entertainment for the night 🤣🤣🤣🤣 smallest dick I’ve ever seen, there’s clits bigger than that thing 🤏🏽

Hahaha what a pathetic excuse of a “cock”. I’ve seen clits that are bigger😂 glad this one unlocked my instant content to see how big a REAL alpha male’s cock is. Even the tip is bigger than this shrimp😂

I wouldn't even call it a cock its so small you need tweezer to pull it out. I would be laughing if I saw it in real life. Its so gross with his pubic hair around and the shrivelled skin making it look like a belly button. I would hate to have to fuck it since it's so unbelievably small. It would be the most unsatisfying thing to experience and the fact that he barely paid for this review but I have to think about his extra piece of skin since its not worthy of being called a cock is scary.

Oh dear, you always hope that when someone asks to be humiliated they potentially have a bigger dick then they say.
But this Dick, was absolutely tiny. So small I had to zoom in to see it, hairy, small and disgusting.
I should have asked for money to now have the image of his pathetic dick in my mind.
Going to go stare at a big cock now and cheer myself up.
Small and useless shrimp dick!!

5* review because he made me laugh really hard today😂😂😂 He aint lying when he says he has a tiny dick! He is so pathetic

He is a very kind and polite boy… but I feel so sorry for him because he has the tiniest cock I’ve ever seen :(
It’s just so small and it looks terrible, I’m so sorry 😔

Wow! One of the smallest 🦐I’ve seen on here! Such a good laugh I had humilating him! God it’s so pathetic 🤣🤣truly so teennnyyyyyy! I had to use binoculars to see it 👀 it’s that small! 😈

the only worth thing of this man is that he pays quickly and is patient! sadly money weren't enough for the nauseous thing i got showed later!🤮 girls, his repulsive microscopic tictac won't lead you anywhere!! im sure he cries himself to sleep dreaming of a big cock because he knows no other girl would give him attention if he wasn't paying for it! what a waste of time 🤬 i wish i spent it looking at something that actually deserves the attention! 🥱 this is not a cock, it's an irrelevant dangling skin!
don't come back to me until you've grown at least 10 cm!!!!
- Ailynn