Oh, look at that 👀 something so pathetic, it barely qualifies as a dick. You call that a cock? It looks like an embryo’s pinky toe 🤦🏽‍♀️ I’m trying not to laugh at how utterly useless and ridiculous you look right now. I wouldn’t even waste lube on this pathetic nub 😏The only thing your microscopic dick deserves is me pissing on it while you beg for mercy! Just to clarify:
That’s not a penis it’s a clit with a bad haircut 😘

Hahaaha
Is this a joke?
I’m actually in shock that you have the confidence to show me that little shrimp 🍤
The only place that sad little dick belongs is in a chastity!
It’s absolutely pathetic 🤣
I will give it a 1/10 simply because I can see it.
Lj 💋






Perfect buyer 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

I was expecting a small dick but not that small🤣🤣 that tiny, shrivelled up shrimp is absolutely hilarious!!! So embarrassing🤣🤣

Wow I knew it would be small but I didn’t know it was THAT small🤣🤣🤣might aswell just call it a pussy from now on I hope it grows to some level cause that is just embarrassing 🤣🤣🤣

Honestly has the teeniest, tiniest cock I’ve ever seen in my life 🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼 I can barely even see it it’s that small

On top of that, very kind, and fast payment 😘

Tiny isn’t even the word for this shrimp. You can tell he has small dick energy just by the fact he is paying for this review…yawn🤣 it is that small in fact I may even have to get a magnifying glass out. You have officially put me off cocktail sausages for life. You should be ashamed to even get that clitty out for ANYONE. The genetics really aren’t on your side let’s be real. What a pathetic excuse for a ‘boy’… I am now going to wash my eyes out with bleach after that has infested my screen. Do not show me that pathetic little shrimp ever again🤢🤏🏼 🦐 You have been warned… -1/10 (and that’s being generous)

The most shrivelled, disgusting thing I’ve ever seen, his dick is so small and makes my stomach turn. It’s basically inverted into its self it’s vile.
I bet he’s never even used it , as I’d have to leave if I saw in real life it’s a poor excuse for a cock and he needs to keep it in his pants cause wtaf is that. He’s so pathetic asking girls to rate his little shrimp dick I’m glad he knows how small it is cause it’s sooooo embarrassing having one that size. He deserves to be humiliated and degraded weirdo.

Wow🤦🏽‍♀️thought it was a joke at first lol this little nub doesn’t even deserve a rating, looks like a raisin ran over by a shopping trolly 😂I’ve clipped bigger toenails then this Your “cock” is an insult to men I’d say “better luck next life,” but let’s be real you’d still come back with a clit 1/10

Super customer. It's so small that I had to zoom in to see it. dwarf dick. What can you do with this? Completely tiny, baby carrots. Most pathetic penis I've ever seen in my life.

Holy shit I almost missed it. I was genuinely searching, thinking maybe it was just hiding but nope, that was it, I bet when you ‘get hard,’ it just looks like a slightly angrier version of itself. Does it even cast a shadow? Or do you have to press it down just to see some proof of existence?

I’d say it’s cute, but that would be generous. No wonder you’re into SPH you need to be reminded how ridiculously small that thing is

Final rating? 0.5/10 because at least it exists… barely