It's true...trust me

I wish my dad would stop trying to make his homemade memes catch on...My neighbors are quite upset that he put them in this one...Guess we gonna throw hands tonight.. #FamilyFirst

I mean....🤷‍♂️

Ahhhh, after a hard day's work, nothing relaxes me more than rolling a fat ass blunt, jamming out to $uicideboy$ and yup...I got 3 whole mouths..The better to EAT you with...or if not, more damn mouths so I can talk non-stop shit 😏😉

Happy Friday, sexy creatures 😏😘😋

Don't inbox me no boring shit..or dumb shit..or some thinking your funny shit, but it's actually not. Not trying to sound like an assho....ohhhh, well...Nevermind, I kinda can be. If I liked you on the Seller Spotlight, sometimes I'll like a profile by accident..In the same regards, I may skip over one I meant to like...I know, it's confusing so just hit me in my inbox & you'll know if we vibe or not. 💯💯

I love the moon...

My favorite breakfast meat? Why, pussy ofc..How bout you? What's your favorite? 😏😉👽

Pigeon egg omelet & turtle bacon....No, ofc that's not what I'm eating..Tf

Damn, I can't believe I'm up so damn early & bored, browsing...plus I'm blazing something amazing..That plus my mind knowing it shouldn't be active sometimes makes me spontaneously splurge on this naughty urge..I'm definitely not a bullshitter, I'm just kind of picky where I spend my money so hardly earned at the Cornish Game Hen Farm & Marijuana Collectibles & Souvenirs..I'm friendly as fuck, chat me outta my bread 😏😉👽

Should I splurge on this naughty urge?? Decisions, decisions...🤔🤔😏😉

Happy Saturday everyone...

Good night...Sweet dreams & pleasant nightmares 😈😘

For those real life faeries out there 😉

Another sample of my work...

The struggle is real 😔😔

Daaammmittt..🤣😂😂