This is becoming a bit of a habit. I'm looking forward to seeing the results of this order!

I can't believe you've been putting up with me for 6 months. Or is it the other way round 🤔 it's definitely the other way round 😂 Like the Scarlet Pimpernel I never know when you're going to strike or how long until you will resurface. All I know for sure is you'll bring the filth and are sure to put a smile on my face. I'm glad you're not bored of me yet 😊

What can I say about this man, I was sceptical at first because he didn't have any reviews but thought I'd take a chance and my god am I glad I did. Absolutely gutted I missed out on being his first review due to order issues on my end 🦈 Could not have been more understanding, kind and patient. Sarcastic, funny and Scottish a perfect combination. A true gent disguised as a perv. Perfect for a seller with a dodgy sleep pattern 😂 Hope you won't be a stranger. Look after this one ladies.

Such an amazing man. So kind and happy to speak his mind. I so enjoyed distracting him from his working day and making him happy. Mr Amazing x