Fancy A Little Fun? How About An Honest D*ck Rating From Yours Truly 🤔 Or How About Multiple D*ck Ratings From A Circle Of Friends???

👋 I'm Penelope 👑, but you can call me Penny or 👑 Lady Penny.👑 mummy , or Queen. 👸

❤️Everyone is welcome here to enjoy the fun ❤️

I have many, many kinks, but if you don't see what you are after , feel free to pop me a message to discuss 😉 I'm pretty open-minded 🫦 (and a total perv)
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I bet I can make your wood hard in no time.... (Hardwood) 😘🫦

I'm all about feeling like the Lady/ Queen 👑 that I am, however I do have a naughty side. 😈

Here's a little more about ME,
I'm UK size 10/12
I'm 5ft4
👡size 5.5/6 in shoes
🔵 blue eyes👀
🖋I have loads of tattoos
❌️non-smoker/vaper❌️
🍒34B with accessories (*)(*) 😛PIERCED NIPPLES ARE THE 👌
⚠️*allergy warning* ⚠️animal/pet owner🐈🐕🦮

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I'm all things nice😇, but with a side order of naughty.😈

what I offer:
🧦socks (worn)
🧦tights/ stockings
👙pants and thongs
👟slippers and trainers
👡heels
👖gym leggings/tight leggings

used items:
🪥toothbrush
🧽shower puffs
🪒used razors
🗑used wax strips (strip or hard wax) multiple areas
🦷floss
🦻ear buds
🙎‍♀️face wipes/ face masks/ toilet wipes (no #2)
👣foot masks
👣nail clippings/foot filings
💇‍♀️hair from brush/plughole
🍬chewed gum/sweets/mints
🍭 kitty pops ❤️
🛀bath water
🧼used soap

🐖Paypigs welcome
💰I'll happily be your wallet drain💰
💋 I can be your girlfriend, your Dom, your fantasy, your mother, or even your friend, I'll even rate your 🍆 🍒🐱💦.
👐 Open to doms wanting subs, bi/lesbian looking for fun.
Happy to send pics, tele£ram calls/video calls.

I DO NOT OFFER:
❌️face pictures
❌️phone calls
❌️meet ups- EVER.
❌️my personal details
❌️no nude photos/videos
❌️no under 18's
❌️no an*l requests
❌️no refunds or returns

💋 If you are not interested , please just say, don't waste my time, my content/ time isn't free.
💋 I really appreciate it ma**ively if you can give me feedback and a review to help boost not only my confidence but my work.

💰upfront payments required at all times.

All used items will be sent in zip lock/sealed bags. I mainly offer UK postage (unless I really, really bond with you, then I'll send elsewhere ). postage will be included in your price given, depending on your choice of days worn/ how used items are. Happy to discuss extra days of wearing (extra 💰) and how you would like them used (crushed food/wet)
once posted, items are no longer my responsibility, lost or damaged goods are non refundable , however I will send proof of postage.

🚫 NO TIME WASTERS PLEASE
IMPORTANT: Any content sold to you is to remain for your personal viewing/ use only. You may NOT SHARE this with others. You may not use it for monetary gain. You may not upload anywhere including social media, pornhub etc, or legal action will be taken. I remain the owner of the original content and own the rights.

Payments through :

💰kinkcoins

🎁Throne:
https://throne.com/ladypennyhardwood50

💴Revolt:
Hey! You can send me money on Revolut by following this link: revolut.me/penelopehardwood

🎀Amazon:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/2GM78W0FQ9X25?ref_=list_d_wl_ys_list_1

P*yPal :
[email protected] (via friends and family) or if you select goods , please pay extra to cover the charges.