Monster109

Isn’t haig club David beckham’s drink yeh I’m not happy about this 😡 does anyone have his number I wish to speak o him 🤦‍♂️ grroooarrrmeeow

Wonder why I feel so drunk and incapstickated 🥴 all I had was haig club whiskey mixed with water 🤦‍♂️ grrrrrrrooaarmeeeowww 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

Someone told me alcohol dehydrates you and water hydrates you so I tested that logic and faaarkkk that 🤦‍♂️ ggggrrrrrrrmeeeeoooow 🤣🤣 can someone wake me up work 💩

So in the next week or two I’ll be looking to buy either 1 or to 3 pairs of really creamy played in panties but with an added twist on them being left at the bottom of the kitchen bin for 2/3 weeks so the idea of a competition between pussy and bin. Who here can definitely say their kitchen bin is in a real state. Under the bag at the bottom being flooded with bin leaks/juices etc

This headache hangover is unreal!!! 🙈

Lesson learnt never migrate from whiskey to brandy and then back to whiskey NOT A SMART
MOVE

Hemp rope, zipties, lockable leather belts, 50mm, 75mm, 100mm and 150mm wide duct tape, brown parcel tape, a 60mm large ball gag and a really well creamy wet well soiled gusset pair of panties. What would your go to be if you had the chance to really tie me up and gag me? In the most humiliating, painful and strict way

Just a thought how many of you hot mamas are on fetlife and keen to play one on one? Really hard for a while now while with the thought of being tied up real tight and eat ass and breathe/ taste farts 😈 meals and champagne well 😈💩

Who knew being sober could be this boring 🥱 whisky and me are on a little time out 💩 o well back to it next week Wohoo 🤣🤣

Ohhhhh noooooo nooooo 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤣 💩

Grrrrrrrmeooowww 🤦🏼‍♂️😈 🥃😂🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

Can someone please call the fire brigade cos my cocks on 🔥🔥🔥🤣 ooo y does the wyclef Jean song come to mind someone please call 911 🤣🤣🥃

Grroooooarrrmeooowwww😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💩💩 🥃🥃 single malt whiskey baby 🤤🤤🤣🤣🤣😜🥰😘😘

Why am I drunk again? 🤣🤣🤣 is this normal

Hate jQuery scripting especially whilst I’ve got a hard on 🤦🏼‍♂️ bet its something simple