Who Wants To Suck On The String?

Hey y'all!

Thanks for taking the time to learn more about me, a tried and true, red, white and blue Texan. I'm easy go lucky, hysterically funny and approachable. Hit me up. f**k around and find out as they say ...

You'll see that I dig minimal gear. If and when I wear underwear, there generally isn't much of it to wear - thongs to micro briefs ... it clings and holds everything close ... if you catch my drift ...

I generally size up so I can accommodate a pretty big package - not braggin' - but - I am ... ;)

Tips get my attention 😊🤪😜😈

6’2”
205 lbs
48” chest / 33” waist
Size 11 US Shoe / 43/44 EU

Each pair is a little bit of history, a lot of character, and a whole lot of potential. Worn in, but not worn out. If you're looking for something that’s already been broken in—well, you’ve found your match.

From snug fits to a little extra stretch, these undies have been through it all and are ready for their next adventure. They’ve seen some things… and now it’s your turn.

Don’t be shy—grab a pair, feel the vibe, and experience the thrill of wearing something that’s been lived in, loved, and ready to keep going. Because who says you can’t get a little naughty with sustainability?