Freshly trimmed beard for your pleasure.

What do you want fish to be swimming in when you get your order? Let me make a custom for you.

How do you want your smarties customized?

Happy New Year and let me know what size and contents for your order.

Who is paying for breakfast?

What halloween candy do you want and what do you want it coated with?

Survived the hurricane and back in business now. Send me those requests to help me rebuild.

Fresh trimmed beard so do you want?

Leaking pre bad this afternoon. Need someone to lick it up at my work desk..

Tell me how you want these briefs to make you happy

Ok what size and how many do you want filled with something?

Outside in the Georgia, heat all day and then cutting grass a few hours in the afternoon. Who wants to smell the benefit?

Is getting hot and humid in Georgia. Let me make a special order for you.

Georgia heat is making everything hang and moist for sure

Who wants to pay for my breakfast?

Was going to make vial of pre but wife kept licking it up

What sub wants to help pay for lunch today?

Let me make you happy with another pair since this one gone

Going to be in New Orleans next week. Who wants to pick up a customized order in person there? DM if interested.

Picked a few up from Medstop yesterday. What do you want it filled with?