Ruined Runners

I'm an Irish student who enjoys long walks on the beach and ending sentences in a way you wouldn't octopus.

I have plenty to offer, and I'm super open-minded! In my opinion, you should not be ashamed of your fetishes (unless your fetish is being shamed, you filthy whore, you should be very ashamed of yourself).

I'll happily sell to all genders, from enby to auti to bio to trans - your pronouns are important, and you are valid. Cross-dressers and sissies also welcome ❤︎

I'm quite the sexual deviant, and I don't shy away from bodily fluids (yes even that one)

Likes:
Conversation, directness, brutal honesty, alcohol, and food (obviously, my thighs didn't get this thick on their own!). Memes, jokes, and riddles are also awesome. My SpIns (special interest for non-autistic folks) are psychology, cryptozoology, and forensics. I've been known to go into lecture mode about these topics (sorry Will!!!).

Dislikes:
Mushrooms, bigots, needless violence (aka non-kinky), the dentist (if you're a dentist I'm sorry. (No I'm not)), my dumbass ADHD brain


Base prices:
Socks: €8
Panties/Thongs: €10
Lollipops (piss, pussy, anal, spit): €5
Shoes: €18
Sneakers: €25
Foot skin: €20

Items bought together will yield a discount or free shipping!


Standard shipping for one small item (2 panties/socks/up to 4 lollipops):
To Ireland: €1
To the UK (not including NI): £1.50
To Northern Ireland: £0.90
To the USA: $2
To Canada: CAD$2.60
*If you don't see your country here, don't worry! I will do what I can to accomodate you!

I speak French, English, and Irish, but Google Translate is a good friend to have! My next goal is to learn Bulgarian

I accept PayPal, Amazon Gift Cards, and limbs!