Waiting for my flight last night, I realized how dirty and filthy my feet are. Too bad I didn't have one of my Piggie Pies to lick them clean. Maybe next time.

I really need a pedicure. Which little Piggie Pie is going to pay for it?

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Thinking about selling my favorite, custom Chacos. I've had these for a few years, so they are nice and full of my sweat, feet smells, and skin cells. Imagine rubbing yourself on the textured foot pad. What say you, Piggie Pie? Want to buy my dirty, used, Chacos? I'll include a personal video of me saying your name/screen name with the shoes on to help you fill these soles with your load.

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Dirty feet, dirty sheets. Goodnight, Piggie Pies 😘

My toes were chilly. Heating them by the window, wishing some Piggie Pies could heat me up instead.

Bodacious toes out on display. Get you some toes while I wait for a tow.