Insta’s onto us lads 😂

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As good as it gets 🥲

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Erm..Sir I asked for 🧀? @NaturalSoles

I’m lost, I’m scared, and I need my Mommy.

How a simp spends his Valentines. Thanks to @Phat_Peach for the honour!

Has she got small feet, or have I just got big hands? Thanks again! @sexythong

Doctor who much?

Jogging while huffin’ up all that stink 😷 Thanks to @BrookesBottoms for egging me on

Who needs a gf? Not this guy! (I have a problem)

I definitely don’t have a secret collection of womens’ worn footwear in my closet

You might not like it, but this is what peak Simp performance looks like