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Dmeister68

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Hello. I am Darren from Essex (United Kingdom). I mainly interested in buying photo sets, short videos and experiences.

🥇Generous King (awarded May 2024)

AS SELLERS ARE ALL OVER THE WORLD, SOME NEVER SEE A TIPFEST SO AN EXAMPLE IS BELOW:

Hi, Sellers

It's time for a Tipfest.

KinkCoins up for grabs now .... say how many you would like as a Tip ... BUT there's a catch, well 2 really .... if you are too greedy, you get NOTHING.

The second catch is that this offer will only be open for 15 MINUTES and then it will vanish.

So it's a question of do you risk going high and getting nothing or go low in the hope it's low enough and then of course you will never know if you would have got more if you had gone higher. That's where the fun lies.

Any bids with a real currency (not KC) are automatically declined.

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Informazioni su Dmeister68

485 Follower - 199 Seguiti - 19 Badge

Genere: Maschio

Età: 50+

Iscritto: 1 anno fa

Visite al Profilo: 23187

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*** MAY THE 4TH (FORCE) BE WITH YOU ***

Today is now 'celebrated' as STAR WARS DAY.

This is open to BUYERS and SELLERS:

Can you come up with an original STAR WARS themed joke?
You may re-work an existing joke if you wish.

Example:

Chewbacca is having a s**t in the woods when an ewok stops by and starts having one too.
Chewbacca: 'Do you ever find that s**t gets stuck in your fur?'
Ewok: 'No.'
Chewbacca: 'Good.'
Chewbacca wipes his ass with the ewok and throws it over his shoulder.

This will run all day.

Prize: 100KC for the writer of the best joke.

If you don't want to enter, you can still get involved by leaving feedback for the jokes you think are good.

Having trouble coming up with a good gag? Relax ... and use the Force.

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Wishing @Kacey_May a very Happy Birthday today.

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A big shout-out to @Teacherspet who is celebrating her birthday today. Happy Birthday.

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A seller set up a dash drain for me without any prior discussion about doing it. Please note I am not into dash drains. Thank you.

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I want to give a shoutout for/to @Hornylaura1993 , she's fairly new to ATW (been here one month) but already has 43 five-star reviews so you do the math - that's averaging more than per day which is excellent.
She's a stunning blonde lady and awesome to chat to.
Keep on doing you are doing.

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To B or not to B, in this case the B stands for Badge. The question is 'Should a badge only be given to someone that the giver has done an order with or at least chatted to before?'

Or, is it okay to give it out of the blue so to speak?

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The next Tipfest is scheduled for 31st April 2024.

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A bloke comes home and greets his wife and then takes out a single red rose from his briefcase for her.

'Ah, that's lovely, and I want to thank you properly so give me 5 minutes and then bring it upstairs,' she says.

He likes the sound of this but waits patiently for 5 minutes and then goes up to the bedroom. His wife is face down on the bed, stark naked with her bum up in the air.

The husband looks at the rose and says 'Naah, it's okay, I will put it in that narrow vase that your mother gave us.'

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