My A**, Your Downfall. Click, Drool, Repeat!👅

THE ALTERNATIVE WEIRD ONE🤘🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

⭐️ Top 10% seller as of May ⭐️

Hey there, sweet cheeks! I'm Louise, your go-to Queen of Tease; with a twist of sa**, a bucket load of banter, and a whole lot of s** appeal, I'll have you hooked from the very first hello.👋🏼

I’m a neurodivergent, bi-curious, alternative, happily married MILF with piercings in all the right places! 5’6” with the perfect pair of size 6 feet - always showing off a fresh pedicure and some little accessories!

Loving life as a plus sized UK 20-22, with all natural 44EE up top🍒 and a luscious big booty to match!🍑

In my spare time, when I’m not being Supermum, you will usually find me at the gym, in the kitchen, watching the wrestling🤼 or spending time outdoors! I love all things sp**ky&scary - obviously Halloween is my favourite time of the year!👻 I love to explore, finding new hidden gems is always something I’ve been interested in - especially anywhere sp**ky or haunted!👻

Whether you’re here to have meaningful conversation or to let off some steam - I’m the one for you!

If you haven’t already had a look through my items and content, what are you waiting for?🫢

Everyone welcome🫶🏼
Kink friendly⛓️‍💥
Fetish friendly🦶
LGBTQIA+ friendly 🏳️‍🌈

Currently Offering;
♡ All clothing wears👗🧦 - don’t see an item on my listings just ask if I’ve got it tucked away in my closet!
♡ Footwear - Heels, flats, sneakers, slippers, flip flops.
♡ Intimate items - cotton buds, pads, razors, false eyelashes, toe nails etc..
♡ Feet content🦶 (pics/vids/premade/customs)
♡ Smooshing - food fetish content, fetish sandwiches🥪
♡Femdom/Sissy sessions💋
♡ Mistress Sessions📏
♡ Domme/Sub arrangements (Naturally submissive but also cla** myself as a Switch🥵
♡ Drains&Ignore Sessions
♡ Smoke shows/fetish - 420 friendly🍁
♡ d*ck ratings - written, video calls, group, audio🍆
♡ Vials (sp*t, lemonade🍋, sweat, brownies🤫)
♡ Edibles, chewed sweets, pops🍭🍬
♡ Couple content📸
♡ LIVE Cam sessions📲

Payment options:
• KinkCoins
• Revolut - @tattooedalt
• PayPal - @LouiseHallfield
• Throne - @dark_angelxo
• Amazon Wishlist - https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/3KATTAKZPEX9Y?ref_=wl_share


WILL NOT⚠️
* Tolerate any abuse, negativity, or rudeness in anyway - you will simply be blocked and reported!
* I DO NOT arrange meet ups or in person contact, will not offer any escort services - so please do not ask or pester me to do so.
* Will not hand out any personal information or contact details!
* Participate in any race place, age play, self-harming or any other role play that may cause harm to myself or others.

Don’t see something you like? Get in touch and I’ll get back to you🫶🏼

*although my profile was made 11 months ago I’ve only been active since March’25 - just to clarify for those asking questions (call it a premature sign-up)🩶

**have two cats so if you’ve allergies please avoid or order in advance so I can complete your order away from home🫶🏼