Has bought from me in the past but has now returned to waste my time not once but TWICE for the same order, which he repeatedly asks for and then refuses to pay for, instead insisting that I need to make it RIGHT NOW, THIS INSTANT, even when I’m not immediately available. I’m done with the games.

Perfect buyer, he’s so well behaved 😉
Will do whatever he can for your pleasure 😈
My personal trash can 🗑️