Looking for a mistress to post me out a large bag filled with mixed filth to pour directly into my mouth to snack on. Would be great to have a wide variety of extremely dirty stuff to eat e.g. mud, grass, crushed food, spit chocolate and lemonade, toenail cuttings, hair, vacuum waste. Feel free to suggest your dirtiest ideas, I love to hear about them.
Anyone that wants to do this then let me know.