I don’t care what you want. You exist to fund what I deserve. 🌸 Call me sweet & I’ll ignore you. 🕷️ Call me Honey Goddess and I might let you pay me to stay.

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These feet cost. This voice costs. My attention? 🐷 You couldn’t afford the silence, let alone the sound. 📥 Applications open. 💳 Immediate tributes only. 🖤 No chat. Just payment.

If this pic made your wallet tingle — send.💋

Auditions open. If you think you're a real paypig, prove it with a £25 tribute to enter my world. Don't embarrass yourself like the last one.

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