Slinkydog
Everyone here is so fucking chill.
Hats off to every single one of you hard working salt of the earth sellers.
In my wildest lucid daydreams, I’d give anything to split myself into 10,000 copies, marry every single one of you for your own emotional, sexually gratifying and/or financial benefit and cater to your entire anything for literal lifetimes. And further somehow sniff every single one of your buttholes (after a long, got too weird on the personals section hotel bender) —independently, existing ominpresently as 10,000 of myself…and eventually unite my unite my partitioned confusing soul in doing so, joining the source of the entire universe in some kinda incomprehensible nirvana where I bury my everything in yall’s dirtiest gussets for eternity!
TLDR; heyyy thanks for being alive