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👀 Hello stalkers, i see you 👀
💰 🤑 💸 I use Cashapp 💰💲 🪙
🐐 🐑 I also offer goats, as payment. Shipping to you must be paid for by you!
I will not ship the goat at my expense.
This is non negotiable. If you wish to do a refund there will be a goat restocking fee of 20% deducted from your refund amount ➡️ 🐐 📦
🥒 💧🫙 I am a full time pickle farmer. I grow pickles with 99.6% purity.
I one day hope to achieve 100% purity but big pickle keeps the little guy down 😟
They do not wish for such a pickle to ever exist for it would collapse the pickle industry. Still...i persist 🥒
👩 + 🧌 My mother was a gypsy wanderer and my father a a half man half ogre.
You may think that is mumbo jumbo but i a**ure you it is not.
Jumbo!? Perhaps! Mumbo!? Perhaps not!
🦎 🐁 I am a pokemon master of gen 1-5. So yes, i am sort of a big deal. 🐋 🐇
🍬 If you know the muffin man, please tell me where i can find him; He owes me $50
I have gone to Drury Lane but he's never home! 🏡 👎
🦜 🦚 Asking for reviews but not leaving one in return is bad.
In bird culture this is considered a d*ck move. 🍆 📦 🚚
📊 Yes, i am that one who makes all the polls.
They're random thoughts, never serious...have some fun or ignore them 😃 😛
📃 🖊 Blocking me gets you put on Santa's naughty list 🎅 🎄
🥛 I may really like chocolate milk. I think its healthy, right? 🤔
I like to see mini barbie dolls get shoved in holes 🍑 👈 🧍♀️
Sometimes i buy other stuff
👩 I may or may not be female 👗
🎉 I may or may not be popular 💃
🍪 I used to buy you free cookies if you said the secret pa**word but the admins made me remove it.
Now there are no more free cookies 😔
📸 However i will still send you a photo of a cookie, if you ask nice 😊
Emoji 💣
❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 🍍 🍆 🍠 🍲 🍜 🌽 🍿 🧛♀️ 🦇 🐕 🐈 😻 🐈⬛️ 🐺 🦊 🐍 🐙 🦑 🐉 🐲 🍞 🥪
RAWR 🦖 🦕 RAWR 🐈 MEOW 🐈⬛️
🖥 I will use amazon giftcard too 📩
🥷 Also...i like Anime 💀
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