Ordered this 😂😂 would you spit in my mouth for money? 🤤👿

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Me when I see people smoke. And they don’t have an ashtray. I literally offered myself 😂😂

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Went to a nudist beach today. And I got pressed by one of the locals to get my cock out and join them. I replied “sir I cannot do that, because every female on the beach will be charging small dick tax”. 😭😂

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The perfect dessert fit for a sissy 🐷😂

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Perfect!! Sorry for the late replies. I’m on holiday relaxing at the pool. Look how short I look. My legs look disgusting 😭😂

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I’m on holiday at the moment in Spain. This is brilliant lol. A bit awkward that my dick is so small they don’t even do my size 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

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This is a part of my 5 a day ;)

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