I just wanna blow my nose but I’m afraid it’ll do like a UFC fighter and just •poof• my eye shut 😅😅

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Took a trip to the ER after waking up to my face even more swollen. They’ve determined it to be cellulitis & prescribed me a shit ton of antibiotics. Can’t do anything about the swelling, so I just gotta look dumb. 😂

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Update: now my eye lid is starting to swell also. TBH, idk if it’s from my face or from crying because I’ve have 67 meltdowns because I look hideous 😭😭

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Who wants to round me up to $100 so I can get some antibiotics for my face? 😫🙏🏻 You’ll be rewarded with two items of your choice!

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So this has happened in a matter of hours. 😫😫 I’m in so much pain and I have no idea what is causing it. 😫

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Got one of my items saved? DM me with proof and spin my wheel for a discount! ♥️

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Who wants to reimburse my lunch that the freaking automated machine double charged me for? 🙃 There isn’t a worker or I’d have gotten it fixed 😅

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Peach BuzzBall & NY Strip 🤤 perfect end to a shitty day!

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About to try these. 😅 hope they’re good!

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If I ever get convicted of felony charges, I am hoping yall will do this for me. ✌🏻😂

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Happy Pride month! 🏳️‍🌈

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Who wants to buy me lunch on this long ass drive back? 😫😫

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I wanted these soooooo bad to add to my salt & pepper shaker set collection 😂😂

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I’m back from vacation! 😈 who’s ready to place orders? I have •two• things ready to go from my trip! One worn in Nassau and the other worn in Bimini, with 2 days extra on each! DM to claim.

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My #AssAndThong01 entry for the contest hosted by the lovely @Peachyass93 🔥

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Come spin my new wheel for a fun little pampering! 😘

Come get more tootsies 🔥

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Just got a text from my neighbor that a road crew fucked up my mailbox while mowing. 😒 Who wants to buy me a new mailbox? 🤣

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I need opinions! Which one should I do before my cruise? I go Thursday to get it done and I can’t decide 😫

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New profile photo 🥵

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