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LeeTheBoneRanger

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Scent is what brought Me here and ma**ive part of My kink for being dominated so love them to absolutely stink so please don't feel any embarra**ment during a wear, My nose is Your nose;=] only thing I Can't stand is idea of male c*m near knickers, obviously I'd still want You to have fun during wear but yeah if You could keep them away from any action I'd be really grateful, other than that though all bets are off;=] Xx

Having dipped my toes in the water since joining I've been very humbled by reviews I've got so far, this has been born out of a place of being genuine, am really nothing special but that's all you'll get from Me, but with this also comes being blunt. I have some 'favourites' I've brought from and I will be returning to for more and there's a good few I'm on talking terms with who I Owe a spree in their shops and feel that combined with unpredictable nature of my work I have writtled my following list down to those i feel an attraction to and / or a connection with so in reality I'd prefer to be left alone in terms of first messages UNLESS You've seen a post of mine and you're specifically talking about that or there's some thought put into it and some respect but unless we're actually talking a 'hey' or 'hi' ain't realistically getting answered.

Updated 20th April, 2022 It's been a minute since I signed up on here, and have noticed a lot of things, first off don't let how well you're doing be dictated by sales / reviews, they're important but not MOST Important! Moving forward I'm still my naturally inquisitive self but am somewhere in the middle of being that and being owned as I do have a favourite who I will keep going back to as regularly as she will put up with me for❤😘 I also have a 'mount rushmore' of sellers who I care for dearly and again I will be going back to fairly frequently.
Then there's the sellers I've made promises to and I'm good to my word so will ask all of you over time about an order/s. And of course anyone else I've brought from, I'm always here for a chat!
Never say never but realistically with how hectic life is that's all I'm going to have time for now so while inbox is open for anyone to respectfully talk about anything I've mentioned here and / or if I can offer advice for new sellers and / or buyers for that matter I'm not going to have time to build new relationships here and certainly can't be answering questions that are already answered on here. Wishing you all the very best though, much love and respect ❤😘

WEDNESDAY 30TH NOVEMBER, 2022 Recently pa**ed a Year on here so thought I'd update a little, all the above still stands and where I've mentioned about feeling free to message if You see anything specific about bio that catches Your eye, well I Thought I'd get bit more specific with what I'm into, some is constant, other is stuff that just enters My mind as I Go along, copied from posts I've already wrote but makes more sense to put them in a 'One Stop' if anyone feels this is a bit of them then feel free to message Me and mention it, will more than likely update on here as I Go along, be lucky! Xx

FIGHTING WOMEN
As well as main turn on of scent, this one isn't far behind it and ties in with it and started from a girl who was a bully in school and used to batter the boys who were often taller than Her, She left Me alone but had a wet dream about Her years after and that's where it all began! Have since gone to mixed wrestling sessions where a highly trained female wrestler, often smaller than Me [ I'm 6ft2 ] would beat Me up and put Me in humiliating holds and often ones that would trap Me in position of My nose being forced to sniff Her feet, armpits and underwear while She was still wearing them, demanding I Beg, cry and / or tap before letting Me free, nothing hotter and have also appeared as a "victim" extra in some of their videos!! So if any female wrestlers / boxers / any form of self defence / security / bouncers, etc read this or know of anyone who would sell to Me, then please do feel free to hit Me up!!

BIRTHDAYS
Idea I Had little while ago whilst chatting with a lovely seller and She's on board for it next year, have been turned on no end by it and a couple of other's have already jumped on board from original post, any seller's who have a landmark birthday please feel free to get in My inbox, I'm thinking along lines of turning 30, 40, 50, etc and who'd be down for doing a wear that goes from while they're still in their 30's going into when they go into their 40's for example, You get My gist!

CUSTOM VIDEOS / s**TING
Had to copy and paste onto so many messages as I Ain't a great typer but these are main 2 scenarios I love idea of;=]
I absolutely love scent of a lady and being bullied into smelling her and "hating" how You stink but being powerless to stop it ( I clearly love it😜 ) I love being forced to sniff armpits and feet but main emphasis would be having your knickers in my face with you still in them so having my face shoved between your legs and being facesat would be examples. Would love you to acknowledge that even at 6ft2 I'm a wimp and your little b**ch and you own me and can have my face up and smelling your arse anytime you wanted or something along those lines, and would also be embarra**ing if You farted in my face too;=]
Other scenario is same premise as above but revolving round Me being a Taxi Driver in real life so I'm thinking I've just dropped You home from a night out and You tell Me you're going in to get My money, when it's obvious You're not coming back to pay Me I Knock on door and that's where video / Session starts with You laughing at Me, bullying Me and basically incorporating what I Said in last scenario then telling Me I'm now Your personal driving b**ch!
Hope all that made sense and doesn't sound too long and boring for You, obviously would be in Your own words but they're bullet points!

TUESDAY 22ND OCTOBER, 2024
GASHTAGS
Most recent little ting a ling i'm starting is #drainthatb**chday i'll go to post this as often as i can or when i see a drainage i wanna shout out and if you got one yourself going feel free to comment on post and i'll give you a shout out for it if i ain't too busy and i see it in time but have more chance of that happening if i see it on notification on post than seeing it on dash!
Another i've dabbed my toes in is for any seller's who have dealt with me before. Not expecting it to go anywhere but feel it could be a goodun. If you're posting anything to do with underwear / socks / s**ting / custom vid's or anything specifically for that matter that we've come together with then feel free to add #justaskLee to post then I'll keep an eye on the tag as regularly as i can and add a comment / review, and answer any buyer's who may need a push to take a chance on someone.
It might help, it might be dog sh*t idea but it's out there anyway!

This year I've re-launched #MacciesMonday , #TacoorTequilaTuesday , #WendysWednesday , #ThaisdayorThirstyThursday , #TGIFridayTFIFriday , #SambucaSaturday and #SubwaySunday 's dependant on which day I Run it on.
They worked on the same format everytime, it was nominate a seller on post and whoever had most got a tip [ I Called it drink / lunch on Me, hence the names ] and / or order request, enjoyed it but in hindsight had chance of someone winning who was bl0c*ed [ still got around it and honoured it, but still! ] and it got stagnant in same format all the time!
Was looking at running them again this year, but with the advent of premium buyer's and who can message who, it's a bit messy so I'll be concentrating on who entered #SNIFFMEb**ch and #SNIFFTHISb**ch as no one goes unnoticed on My watch!

Other gashtags i've run to keep awareness of some beautiful soul's are #2yearsofsniffing and #ISpyWithMyLittleNose

Anyway, thanks for reading and keep doing the do;=] Xx

About LeeTheBoneRanger

605 Followers  -  217 Following  -  23 Badges


Gender: Male

Age: 40-50

Joined: 3 years ago

Profile Visits: 46216


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LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Monday 18th November, 2024
Evening you lot! Feel i'm pushing my luck and pinned is probably due to be unpinned so update due. Am going to take some of last one out and update bio with it, I'm starting with messages as this is My main stress here, even more so recently!! I Can't do small talk and I Mean that in most respectful but blunt way I Can, My job involves chatting constantly in real time and this is My escape! Recently some have messaged Me directly linked with stuff outlined on bio and seriously appreciate that but I Can't do one or 2 word messages that ain't related to Me being on here [ and that includes stuff already on bio that already answers questions! ] I chat more when I'm able to buy and saves us both time! My bio and blogs I've wrote should save time for everyone as I can't go through same conversations over and over, not just time wise but state of mind wise and have started to ignore messages now especially when I've just posted 'I'm knackered, calling it a day, etc' but if you're one of them I Do ignore it doesn't mean you're not welcome here it means I just can't and / or best to read the room after effort's been put into bio! And please do read before telling Me how much You love My page then ask Me what I'm into!!!!
So yeah FAQ / Messages
Hey / Hello.... It's lovely but i'm not wired to know what to do with this!
What's your plans for today?.... I Wing every single second, i don't look back, i don't look forward too, again, just can't!
How's your day been?..... See last question, i get on with shit then move on, i have these conversations with loads of people in real life in job and have to fake enthusiasm for them, come here to escape it [ or TRY To!! ]
How are you?...... Probable knackered, probably stressed, you'll get a better idea if i just message you first when i'm ready to talk and we can go from there

Next note is reviews, I'm lucky in one's I've received, a lot of them touch on me being easy to talk to and caring, and I appreciate that but all those relationships were either me reaching out as I was hungry😈 and we've kept in touch or when they reached out to me but its been gradual and I've been given space to breathe😘 so great reviews don't guarantee a sale, conversely I Don't put stock in how many reviews a Seller has, infact I'd rather go with interaction than volume of reviews especially as I See nigh on giveaway discounts just for more reviews and is a turn off in itself so just do You and they'll come organically!

Blo#*ing
Never take being bl#*ed personally, there was a real good blog about it a while back and it doesn't mean it's necessarily personal, it could be energy not meshing, it could be amount you post as it's not for everyone.... if people are shouting outside my house I shut window, doesn't mean I hate them, just means I don't care about their noise!

Pricing
DAMN This is only thing I feel taboo about chatting about on here, I'm massive advocate of it's YOUR Business so You price as You feel! But never [ unless drunk?! ] spoke about My budget so here goes....
First off I'm spending far less than ever on here [ NOT Through choice!! ] but when I Am able to I Don't have a cast iron "I Have to justify spending over it" as I Can't do the justifying ANYTHING Gimmick, life's too short but I'll give You ball park for knickers / thongs as that's what brought Me here. I Tend to look at spending £15-20 on a pair for a 24 hour wear and usually need 3 or 4 day wear and look at £5 per extra day so around the £25-35 range [ adding postage where appropriate ].
Again that's NOT To say I Won't go above that because I Have numerous times and still will if there's connection and / or attraction but if Your pricing's above that and You haven't already read My bio on top of that then a first message to Me is realistically going nowhere. My spending ain't consistent at the moment and that and budget might not be same as other buyer's but I Never dream of haggling with Seller's and mentioning other Seller's prices so won't accept the same!

Payment Methods
CA was main go-to but like most of U.K Has gone to shit over here now so Pal of Pay and bank transfers are now my go-to's, they can be a bitch but simplest to use for this DumbArse! After nearly 3 year's have only just figured out KinkCoins too but would much rather send Ya's something where You get money earlier!

Private Profiles
As I Alluded to in an earlier post, It's completely subjective decision and one only You as a Seller can decide whether to set profile to public or private! You could get every other buyer giving You a different answer as to whether it puts them off or not but Peace of mind, feeling safe and comfortable should dictate Your choice above any other factors!
Can always change it as You go along but never let it be a stress!
My own personal perspective on this is if I think there's something there it wouldn't put Me off and I'd request to follow but if I Can't afford to ask for anything at the time it's unlikely I'll request til I Can so I Can check out Your shop then.

No Premium here
Each to their own but won't be going premium, if You've dealt with Me You know, if not, You've gotta do what You gotta do!

Gonna probably update on #2yearsofsniffing into #3yearsofsniffing with added names and continue #ISpyWithMyLittleNose , #MacciesMonday , #TacoorTequilaTuesday , #WendysWednesday , #ThaisdayorThirstyThursday , #TGIFridayTFIFriday , #SambucaSaturday and #SubwaySunday soon as too!

Be lucky and carry on doing you, don't let toxic energy grind ya down and never take it personally if a conversation you instigated goes nowhere, we're all built different and make this place work in our own ways so read bio's, they might give you some idea of what's up and save time😘 Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Added a new photo > Gonna say night, day's beaten me. Don't let 'em get ya down, you've got this🤟❤️ be lucky Xx


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Not a post to have a dig at anyone, you do what you've gotta do but i don't pay to answer messages so if you see i've left you on read, it ain't you it's me and you're all good Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Have spoke about this few times but seen a few posts about being bl0cked by someone there's been no interaction between. Could be any reason and nothing necessarily personal but whatever their motives are, they're ultimately doing you a favour before it could potentially get messy and can save time on small talk if there's no vibe. Try not to overthink it, just do you and enjoy the chemistries you do have Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Know times are rough but fuck! I'm having to watch what i can spend but bl0ck me if i ever post i'm looking for Cheap anything and not even saying please!
Seller's by all means put your prices on those posts if you think you can work magic but don't be enabler's for that crap!

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Morning all. Between work and a gig tonight inbox will be when it can be but massive happy birthday to @NaughtyDreams one of my ultimate fantasies on here and all round sweetheart, let it be awesome🎁🍻🎂 have a goodun y'all, be lucky Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

That's @Prettyonexo over there doing the do, you know what to do! Xx https://www.allthingsworn.com/drain/prettyonexo/luckylou3105/3505 and I'll get to inbox when i can Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Evening all. Just quick breather from work to wish the beautiful and awesome @Lusciouscutie a happy 1st ATW Anniversary, real welcome hot energy!
Right have a goodun you lot and will deal with inbox when I can, be lucky❤️ Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Absolutely bollocksed but before i finish dash lap and hit bed, MASSIVE Happy birthday and love to @Babydollll get at her if you don't already know of her! Have a day as gorgeous as yourself! Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Deja voodoo! Pretty much started yesterday with same message, well she's at it again! never too late in day for @LadyChastity to drain some bitch, you know the rest and you know what needs doing! Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Not every day brother gets summoned for BOW Duties so inbox and notifications will have to be when I can, ain't blanking anyone Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Morning all, never too early for @LadyChastity to drain some bitch, you know the rest and you know what needs doing! Xx


LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Morning All. Just saw post from @VelvetValentine , and the [ now bl0cked ] tr0ll hijacking it sucked enthusiasm from commenting, plus might be more practical for anyone dealing with Canada Post or day to day Royal Fail or any other postal delays!
Seller's forget discounts, goodies, etc to pacify anything, it's out of your control and stuff like strikes is one of reasons i don't generally like to book a wear in advance and overwhelmingly ask live on the day, might be something to think about as a buyer, fair play if you wanna take this risk but if you do it's on you and not up to a seller to rectify!
Completely get the no refund policies, all i'd say is reasonable compromise would be if someone books a wear and strike that would affect delivery is announced in meantime to offer to hold off from wear until it's clearer that post is resuming!
Outside of that transparency and patience is everything, entitlement can fuck right off! Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

This ain't Heathrow, don't need to see departures and if your post is in most commented how are we gonna miss you if you won't fuck off already?!

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

My bad, never fail to forget that when you click listing, then click 'see more listings from....' it takes ya direct to profile as opposed to, i dunno seeing listings without looking like a lurk3r! Thankfully it was @Marciie and she knows what i'm like [ gormless and still can't get my head round site after 3 years ] and is a diamond incase you didn't know but for anyone else don't mind me, just trying to do homework on listings, not on the ponce!
Going on now anyway, have a goodun y'all, be lucky Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Evening all! Very happy birthday to @PrettyPaigeXo have a stunning day you stunning lady! And while i'm here, have a look at @Kinks_and_curves latest blog, essential reading and reminders for everyday life let alone on here, well played Kinks! Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Pinch, punch, sniff bum or however the fuck it goes! Happy Subday and happy Sniff you under the Cameltoe season, be lucky Xx

LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Added a new photo > Morning all. Just g00gled a postcode for a job that's up for grabs on my circuit but a couple of things around area seem fishy🤔👿


LeeTheBoneRanger UK

Happy wanksgiving everyone, I'm trying to watch my spending and wish I was the kind to ask if you'll sit on my face for free in cab while it's quiet but I ain't that big a cunt👊💦💦

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