Hungry_Hippo

Any other Brit buyers get into hot dommes by watching the adventures of T-Bag, after school, in the eighties?

Looking for high res 4k ultra slo-mo vid of a seller shooting a daddy-long-legs out of the air, with a jet of squirt

If this site's still around in the future, I think I might spend my remaining earthly assets on a hot death-bed dash drain

Hoping something daft wins Eurovision tonight. Not like that'll happen, of course. Luckily I'm not THAT bothered

I can't help but notice, a lot of you ladies are very money driven. Remember, dears; the best things in life are free

Well I was walkin' down the street, just-a havin' a wank...

Question for Batman fans: Which Batman universe characters would you be most/least reluctant to let use your lavatory/bathroom. For me; Most - Clayface, Least - probably Catwoman

They should make a chain of sexy restaurants called 'Tooters', where hot, gassy female servers keep breaking wind and wafting it at customers tables

I feel like this site has given me a bit of much needed self esteem back. To celebrate that; To any sellers that have my picture; the first one to show proof of having my face permanently tattooed anywhere on their body, will win a delicious spunk sandwich

Yo what brand\model of guitar y'all musical motherfuckaz b play'n?

I reckon "non-competitor" is more appropriate than "loser", in my case. "Loser" implies a certain degree of trying and failing to achieve something. I simply can't be arsed to try

I hope actual spittoons never come back into fashion. They'd put a lot of human spittoons out of a job

Sellers taxing fellas for resembling a shrimp, downstairs, appearancewise, should add a little extra to the charge if it also smells like a shrimp

Anyone kind/bored enough to listen to a bit of my forthcoming album, begrudgingly inbox me. Thanks x a lot

Love layin in bed listening to rain pounding against the window. So much more relaxing than hearing the stones, clumps of dogmuck and hurtful phrases thrown at it, by my neighbourhood enemies

@SashaStar382 I'd like to publicly thank you for your kindness and patience in the process of allowing me to beg for and ultimately buy a litre of your lemonade. Thank you, Goddess!!! It's more than I deserve!

Any experienced sellers, with smarts, willing to spare a couple minutes wising me up on something kinda serious? Looks not essential. You're all red hot, anyway. Inbox me, please

Would any ladies be interested in a competition to win a romantic spam fritter supper for two, with yours truly?

The sun is out, the birds are singing. Makes it slightly harder for me to go back to sleep till about 4pm. Harder, but certainly not impossible. Very open to lazyshaming, btw

@SashaStar382 Goddess, I noticed you shortly after joining here. Instantly aspired to be your toylet, and saved your lemonade listing. As getting to drink it would be the highlight of my lonely, wasted, virgin *blush* life, and I'm fat, lazy, unemployed and POOR, I'm hereby begging you to let me buy your elixir at a discount rate. I promise I wouldn't forget how blessed I was for a second, while savouring every drop of that litre of undeserved joy. PLEASE take pity on a lowly pss gargling 🪣. PLEASE?