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Hungry_Hippo

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Hello! I'm a lonely, big-boned (fat), balding, useless, 47 year old virgin. Always on the lookout for a bargain here, as unfortunately I have a very on-brand bank balance. I like to think my great taste in music more than makes up for all of the above.

Aspiring ladies toilet

Scraps of pity always welcome.

Loads of thank yous for reading!

Over Hungry_Hippo

44 Volgers  -  24 Volgend  -  6 Badges


Geslacht: Man

Leeftijd: 40-50

Lid sinds: 2 maanden geleden

Profielbezoeken: 3375


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Hungry_Hippo UK

Hump day came around fast. C'mon, let's see those spinal abnormalities, all you hunchbacks of Notre-DAAAMN!!

Hungry_Hippo UK

Is it alive, does it writhe, can it survive under the sun?

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Any other Brit buyers get into hot dommes by watching the adventures of T-Bag, after school, in the eighties?

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Looking for high res 4k ultra slo-mo vid of a seller shooting a daddy-long-legs out of the air, with a jet of squirt

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Hungry_Hippo UK

If this site's still around in the future, I think I might spend my remaining earthly assets on a hot death-bed dash drain

Hungry_Hippo UK

Hoping something daft wins Eurovision tonight. Not like that'll happen, of course. Luckily I'm not THAT bothered

Hungry_Hippo UK

I can't help but notice, a lot of you ladies are very money driven. Remember, dears; the best things in life are free

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Hungry_Hippo UK

Well I was walkin' down the street, just-a havin' a wank...

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Hungry_Hippo UK

Question for Batman fans: Which Batman universe characters would you be most/least reluctant to let use your lavatory/bathroom. For me; Most - Clayface, Least - probably Catwoman

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Hungry_Hippo UK

They should make a chain of sexy restaurants called 'Tooters', where hot, gassy female servers keep breaking wind and wafting it at customers tables

Hungry_Hippo UK

I feel like this site has given me a bit of much needed self esteem back. To celebrate that; To any sellers that have my picture; the first one to show proof of having my face permanently tattooed anywhere on their body, will win a delicious spunk sandwich

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Hungry_Hippo UK

Yo what brand\model of guitar y'all musical motherfuckaz b play'n?

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Hungry_Hippo UK

I reckon "non-competitor" is more appropriate than "loser", in my case. "Loser" implies a certain degree of trying and failing to achieve something. I simply can't be arsed to try

Hungry_Hippo UK

I hope actual spittoons never come back into fashion. They'd put a lot of human spittoons out of a job

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Hungry_Hippo UK

Sellers taxing fellas for resembling a shrimp, downstairs, appearancewise, should add a little extra to the charge if it also smells like a shrimp

Hungry_Hippo UK

Anyone kind/bored enough to listen to a bit of my forthcoming album, begrudgingly inbox me. Thanks x a lot

Hungry_Hippo UK

Love layin in bed listening to rain pounding against the window. So much more relaxing than hearing the stones, clumps of dogmuck and hurtful phrases thrown at it, by my neighbourhood enemies

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Hungry_Hippo UK

@SashaStar382 I'd like to publicly thank you for your kindness and patience in the process of allowing me to beg for and ultimately buy a litre of your lemonade. Thank you, Goddess!!! It's more than I deserve!

Hungry_Hippo UK

Any experienced sellers, with smarts, willing to spare a couple minutes wising me up on something kinda serious? Looks not essential. You're all red hot, anyway. Inbox me, please

Hungry_Hippo UK

Would any ladies be interested in a competition to win a romantic spam fritter supper for two, with yours truly?

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